I stole this from my friend, Michelle. (Thank you for sharing, friend.) You have seriously got to try this. Too funny!
Call the Nestle Crunch Hotline at 1-800-295-0051. Eventually, they will ask if you want to continue in English or Spanish. Just wait quietly for about 6 seconds, and you will smile. Promise! Just keep listening; then press 4. Listen to the options... press 7. If you comment here after listening, don't give it away.